Ok everyone, I have something that you will all be upset about, but I have to get it off my chest...
Everyone here calls me 'Ryan'.
It's awful isn't it. I let them call me by my first name. No one calls me 'Boyer'. There's no 'Boy'. And certainly not any 'Boy-toy'.
I know you all are ashamed of me, and I deeply apologize. I am looking forward to regaining my correct name as soon as I return stateside.