-When you have sinus surgery, you think everything is out to get you in the face. Doors are trying to open into your nose, every frisbee and football is coming straight at your face, and everybody has a secret urge to punch you that they are using all of their will power to resist. Someones going to crack soon.
When did I get paranoid?
-The number of seconds in the five second rule is directly proportional to how tasty the food your eating is. Brownies get a full minute, even if they are gooey and pick up a ton of dirt. 3 day old little caesar's pizza gets around 3 seconds. I expect fruitcake gets negative time.
-The internet can be wonderful. There is a lot of trash out there, but good ole prospectors can sometimes fine the gold. These can entertain you for hours:
- http://cheesepeople.tumblr.com/ and http://breadpeople.tumblr.com/ - Famous people with Cheese/Bread for heads. And Puns.
- http://kimjongillookingattthings.tumblr.com/ - North Korea FTW.
- http://moustair.tumblr.com/- What if the hair on your head was actually your mustache?
- http://therapboard.com/- Catch phrases
- http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/ - Obscene, but hilarious.
- http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/- Tom Selleck, A Waterfall, and sandwich. Always.
- 56 Worst Analogies/Similes- Came across this for like the third time ever this week. Still as good as it was back in high school.
- I really need to get cracking on finding a summer internship. And my homework.
-On a more serious note, I am seriously considering unbecoming a football fan. I love Clemson, and I love watching football, and I love when the tigers play well and win. I mean I can even enjoy it when they lose. But people care WAY to much. There's too much hate. And I'm not just saying between Clemson and Carolina fans.
I sat in great seats for the Wake Forest game this season with my mom. Clemson wasn't looking their best, though they did scrape a W. Anyways, at one point in the third quarter the people beside me, who had been yelling negative things at the coaches ALL GAME LONG, got in an argument with a woman four rows in front of me. They seriously screamed at each other for 2 or 3 minutes. In order to break up the fight, a guy in between them got up and yelled at both of them.
They were all Clemson fans. They all hated each other.
After they finished screaming the girl I was sitting beside was murmuring to herself about how "these our seats and if they don't like how we yell then they should leave."
It was the worst football experience I have ever had. If I hadn't had a commitment right after the game (surprise birthday tailgate, what-up!) I would have gone home.
If you think that's an isolated experience, go scroll down your Facebook newsfeed. Everybody's hating on everybody about Clem/Carolina and its been a dang week.
Its an inflated piece of leather. It doesn't matter.
Nobody remembers who won the Clemson Carolina game in 1999.
Clemson won, and went 6-6. Carolina went defeated that season. I just looked it up, and I still don't care.
We will see how many games I go to next season, I feel like hiking, biking, fishing, kayaking, climbing, and resting might all be better alternatives. Football just doesn't seem worth it.
-Expect another blog post in a day or two.
Song of the day:
Your New Twin Sized Bed- Death Cab for Cutie